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I came perilously close to cracking up inappropriately at work yesterday morning.

Apparently some sub-par stuff came in the produce delivery that day.

Picture this scene: Me walking into the back of the restaurant just in time to see the kitchen manager (a woman) waving around a couple of zucchinis while shouting, "What am I supposed to do with these? I can't do anything with these! They're too soft! Send them back."

::dies::

I blame you, fandom.
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First, my "fandom has eaten my brain" moment of the week:

I made a run to the pharmacy a couple of days ago and saw that they had a sign up that read, "Flu shots available here." My first instant thought was that they'd spelled "Floo" wrong. ::facepalm::

And now I'm wondering what a Floo shot would be like.

Second, my pets are conspiring to send me into a nervous breakdown.

Cut for those who are completely sick of my pet stories lately )

Totally unimportant post is totally unimportant.
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OMG YOU GUYS.

I just wrote totally unintentional slashy, phallic subtext into my slash fic. Three times! WHUT?!

...I didn't even know this was possible...

O.O


ETA: I'm now 1,200 words into Kinky Kristmas fic #2! Yes, I'd intended to start on snapely first. However, I became waffly about what I want to write for that fest, and meanwhile KK #2 came to me. My goal is to have it done before leaving for DC on Friday.

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