So There I Was...

I came perilously close to cracking up inappropriately at work yesterday morning.

Apparently some sub-par stuff came in the produce delivery that day.

Picture this scene: Me walking into the back of the restaurant just in time to see the kitchen manager (a woman) waving around a couple of zucchinis while shouting, "What am I supposed to do with these? I can't do anything with these! They're too soft! Send them back."

::dies::

I blame you, fandom.