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Traumatized. For. Life.
Apr. 2nd, 2016 01:27 amOh. My god. You guys. You guys. I am... For life... Traumatized... I am traumatized for life.
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Cat acne. It is a thing. I didn't realize that it was a thing until a week or so ago. But now I am so very, very aware that is is a thing.
Cat.
Acne.
Has that sunk in yet? Take a moment to visualize. Got it? Okay.
My cat had an enormous -- no, I mean enormous -- zit on his chin. Note I say "had." Past tense.
It must have been itchy. It certainly looked itchy. It must have felt like it looked. Because my cat came up and rubbed his chin on my nose.
And the zit... The zit. It... went...
splorrrrch
On. My. Face.
It... It... Like... The insides of a tomato. A very ripe tomato.
...
...I have no emoticon to convey the actual levels of horror.
Traumatized. For. Life.
(I know. My first actual post in however long, and it's this?! Well, that's how traumatized I am!! This entry really does need a much longer introductory post about the zitty kitty, which I've been meaning to make, but... For now, you get just the acne. In much less vivid detail than I got it in. Consider yourselves fortunate.)
D8 D8 D8
Cat acne. It is a thing. I didn't realize that it was a thing until a week or so ago. But now I am so very, very aware that is is a thing.
Cat.
Acne.
Has that sunk in yet? Take a moment to visualize. Got it? Okay.
My cat had an enormous -- no, I mean enormous -- zit on his chin. Note I say "had." Past tense.
It must have been itchy. It certainly looked itchy. It must have felt like it looked. Because my cat came up and rubbed his chin on my nose.
And the zit... The zit. It... went...
splorrrrch
On. My. Face.
It... It... Like... The insides of a tomato. A very ripe tomato.
...
...I have no emoticon to convey the actual levels of horror.
Traumatized. For. Life.
(I know. My first actual post in however long, and it's this?! Well, that's how traumatized I am!! This entry really does need a much longer introductory post about the zitty kitty, which I've been meaning to make, but... For now, you get just the acne. In much less vivid detail than I got it in. Consider yourselves fortunate.)
